"honey what time is it"
my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home
He probably meant 10 minutes….
Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?
it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess
me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen
TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER
The first eye:
The second eye:
i have never seen a more accurate post
boss: you’re 5 minutes late
READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H
DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN
here ill post these together!! luv this water brush
Because this didn’t come in my SAI and I bet it didn’t with other people’s, here’s a pack of more textures (including the lava one!!!). Go to your SAI folder and just dump the ones you’d like in the brushtex folder (or w/e you have it called)
The importance of consent: a narrative.
You don’t even want to know the amount of times I’ve accidently dipped my dirty paintbrush in my cup of coffee and went “eh, fuck it” and took a swig anyway.’
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.
when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you
But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean
sadly the pregnant one was edited :(